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Hello everyone! Hodge Jr. here! It appears I am famous, and stuff!

Well, here is an update of what I have been doing. I realised that, after fleeing the Brotherhood of the Fez (after I pushed some of their members into Victoria Falls), it would be a good plan to lay low for a while. Accordingly, I have spent the last few days with my new chum Percy the Penguin.

However, I have realised that I must get off Antarctica, as it is a cold and depressing place and there is little fine coffee and vanilla pastries. Speaking with my new chum, he said that I should go to the Americas, where they make coffee and vanilla!

This proved difficult, as I have no transport of my own. However, I have now found a large submarine which no-one seemed to want. Here is a picture.

A load of nice sailor types came out of it when they docked at this large military base, so I nipped on board and drove it off. They sounded very upset that I borrowed their submarine. I say, if they did not want it borrowed they should not have left it unlocked and with the keys in the ignition.

My next stop is a South American country, where I will take photographs of myself by fine coffee and vanilla beans.

// posted by the hodge @ 6:17 PM