Friday, October 13, 2006
MINIONS!
Hello.
I am the Hodgebeast. I have prickles.
I am here (dancing on the keyboard with my fliddy little legs) to give you an update about my movement to the United States of America.
Soon myself and Suzi shall be moving to the USA. We find this very exciting, as we will travel in the HodgeTote(TM) which is quite excellent. Sometimes, we come out of the HodgeTote(TM) and peer out of the window and see the world.
We find the world quite exciting as well - it looks very small from inside the plane. But we known it is full of Minions(TM) who will work for us as soon as we have finished chillin'.
We have a number of plans for when we arrive in the USA.
Firstly, we plan to annexe the USA. The Smooth One has told us that America consists of eight rooms - a living room, a kitchen, a spare room, an office, a conservatory, a bathroom, a bedroom and our nuclear bunker. The Smooth One says she has suceeeded in annexing the USA in its entirety. Hence, Suzi and I shall rule America.
We have prickles.
Secondly, we shall obtain many Minions(TM) - we shall begin with The Good Queen Muff (who has agreed to be a Minion(TM) in return for Snackies) and Boris (who has a single big eye and is rather disturbing). We are negotiating with Lord Pev and Rosie the Flatcat.
Thirdly, Petunia T. Hodgebeast (who is excessively cute) will begin work on the construction of the fine coffee plant via which we plan to fill Lake Michigan and Lake Superior with fine coffee. We shall also - as Michigan has no mountains - build some false mountains out of vanilla pastries.
This is our plan. We think it is ace.
We are the Hodges. We have prickles.
The Hodgebeast
I am the Hodgebeast. I have prickles.
I am here (dancing on the keyboard with my fliddy little legs) to give you an update about my movement to the United States of America.
Soon myself and Suzi shall be moving to the USA. We find this very exciting, as we will travel in the HodgeTote(TM) which is quite excellent. Sometimes, we come out of the HodgeTote(TM) and peer out of the window and see the world.
We find the world quite exciting as well - it looks very small from inside the plane. But we known it is full of Minions(TM) who will work for us as soon as we have finished chillin'.
We have a number of plans for when we arrive in the USA.
Firstly, we plan to annexe the USA. The Smooth One has told us that America consists of eight rooms - a living room, a kitchen, a spare room, an office, a conservatory, a bathroom, a bedroom and our nuclear bunker. The Smooth One says she has suceeeded in annexing the USA in its entirety. Hence, Suzi and I shall rule America.
We have prickles.
Secondly, we shall obtain many Minions(TM) - we shall begin with The Good Queen Muff (who has agreed to be a Minion(TM) in return for Snackies) and Boris (who has a single big eye and is rather disturbing). We are negotiating with Lord Pev and Rosie the Flatcat.
Thirdly, Petunia T. Hodgebeast (who is excessively cute) will begin work on the construction of the fine coffee plant via which we plan to fill Lake Michigan and Lake Superior with fine coffee. We shall also - as Michigan has no mountains - build some false mountains out of vanilla pastries.
This is our plan. We think it is ace.
We are the Hodges. We have prickles.
The Hodgebeast
// posted by the hodge @ 6:29 PM 
